I'm gonna have a badass scar
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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