The maid of honor just puked.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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