fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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