My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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