Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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