I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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