i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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