You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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