Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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