I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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