the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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