Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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