I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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