Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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