Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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