So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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