Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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