I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
