Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Found your dick twin last night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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