I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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