Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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