I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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