when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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