Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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