If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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