You work out of a Hotel?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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