If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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