god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
