You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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