I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
