I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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