TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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