Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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