So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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