I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
