Kareoke will never be a sober sport
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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