At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just high enough for therapy.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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