I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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