they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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