lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
kristin has been a bad kristin
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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