don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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