I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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