didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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