Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
That accounts for only three of the penises
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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