Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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