She's JV to your varsity
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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