I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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