Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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