what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..