Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.