It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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