I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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