yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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