why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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